1. Are you a Rolex watch, a Mickey Mouse watch, or a pocket watch?
Goofy all the way, man.
2. Can you think of a time when you couldn't see the forest for the trees?
Huh? If there are no trees to watch, there is no forest to see.
3. Can you think of a time when you were on the outside looking in? What did you see?
Life continues just fine without me.
4. Go back in time. Maybe a long time ago, maybe today. Pick an hour you'd like to freeze frame forever and tell us why. It doesn't have to be THE most important hour of your life, but make it a good one.
Pretty much any time when I got to spend an entire day with my boy - those are few and far between.
5. If you were a cuckoo clock, what would others say about you?
"That is one annoying piece of crap."
6. Can you think of a time when time stood still?
Ever got a Brazilian wax?
7. Watch this! You are a stopwatch. What would you stop?
8. Imagine you were just born and have infinite wisdom. After the doctor smacks your newborn dust ruffle you look around and say to the Universe: "Give me a whole lifetime to do "this" and I will bless the day I was born." What did you choose?
I would be some kinda freaky little one to be able to speak just after I popped out.