Sunday, January 3, 2010

Sunday Stealing: The "What If" Meme

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I would say Manning but considering what went down with the radio announcers when they insulted the Prime Minister, and the fact that I do not want to get arrested for my freedom of opinion, I'd go with anyone who opposes common sense, dignity and environmental protection without a bit of remorse.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
I don't have that much hatred for any band or artist. I do wish the media would shut up about a few of them.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
See question #1.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Havarti

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Grilled chicken with tomatoes, cucumbers, pineapple, lettuce, cheese, garlic sauce, ketchup and mustard. YUM.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Robert Pattinson. I have no shame in admitting this.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Eh. I don't know. Probably some hot lady although popping Nick Jonas' cherry sounds appealing. The fangirls will hate.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Birth control and a tub of Ben & Jerry's.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Australia.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Get a hotel for the night.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
Some sweet red wine. I don't care what type.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
A few days ago. I'd do a wonderful impression of happy me.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No spitting on the road. It's gross!

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
I have no idea what to say to this.

15.What is your favorite curse word?
Damn.

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Well as long as they aren't doing anything, I'll go back to sleep and pretend it was a dream.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?
The case with everyone's important documents.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Don't you mean who?

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
I'd want to be a with like Hermione.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I'd rather keep that answer to myself thankyouverymuch.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
When I busted my face by jumping into a wall. I was not the smartest 5 year old.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
Amsterdam. They should be able to tolerate 2/3 of those.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
I don't know the names of any cool bars.

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?
Kedar's. Then we'll go to Charlie's factory and eat loads of chocolate.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Princess Di.

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My mom's dad or my dad's mom. Either will do.

27. What’s your theme song?
I dunno...

2 comments:

Thom said...

Get a hotel room for the night. LOL Well done. Great answers my friend. Have a wonderful week.

Eyre said...

I loved your answer to #8!

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